Wherein Chris is Thanos and Frank sees forks in our future.
Wherein the guys think wheelwrights are making a comeback!
Wherein Chris gives 0.1% and Frank goes full boomer desktop.
Wherein Frank goes full Enya and Chris can't build a single boat.
Wherein Frank owns Roblox and Chris hates SMS spam.
Wherein Frank's setup fails and Chris ponders jewel theivery.
Wherein Frank dreams of Israeli space lasers and Chris ponders flat earth trolls.
Wherein Chris spreads cookies while Frank spreads fake news.
Wherein Frank goes fishing for analogies and Chris tangles the lines.
Wherein Frank upgrades his Potato while Chris can quit Factorio any time he wants. Really.
Wherein Chris is a chatty Cathy with OpenAI, and Frank buils a patio to avoid his kids.
Wherein Frank bans water and Chris missed the black Nazi thing.
Wherein Frank fumes while Chris gatekeeps.
Wherein Frank's Google search fails and Chris blmaes the French.
Wherein Frank explains config management while Chris prepares to go postal.
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