Wherein corporate overlords always put consumers first.
Wherein Frank will go nuts for doughnuts and Chris looks like Darth Vader.
Wherein Chris is not afraid of Big Bootcamp and Frank tells n00bs to git gud.
Wherein Frank is a shill for hotwired.dev but Chris is more highly decorated than a North Korean general.
Wherein Chris yells at nose pickers while Frank drives a jalopy.
Wherein the guys are flush with Maseratis, bruh... got that mad advertising paper y'all.
Wherein Frank doesn't want to work for Gavin Belson, and Chris blames Millenials.
Wherein the guys SO totally called it!
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