Wherein no one actually pair programs, bruh
Wherein verily I say unto you, yaks will be shaved.
Wherein Chris failed Geometry.
Wherein the guys design by committee.
Wherein Chris admits to war crime and Frank is a science denier.
Wherein the guys are dumber than their employees.
Wherein the guys get litigious.
Wherein everyone everywhere revolts simultaneously.
Wherein the guys bootstnrap their bootstraps.
Wherein Frank wants his flying car already, dang it!
Wherein it's a fire! (...sale)
Wherein the guys voice their unwavering support for furries, brought to you by Polar Seltzer.
Wherein Frank is Scuba Steve and Chris tortures small mammals.
Wherein the wildfire smoke really gets to Chris' brain.
Wherein spending time with your family is the worst, amirite?
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