Wherein Chris loves John B. Goodenough and Frank hates Apple.
Wherein Frank goes to ~~college~~ Comic-Con and Chris comes out as anti-money.
Wherein Chris REALLY wants you to know he uses Vim, and Frank has seen into the maw of stupid.
Wherein Frank doesn't AI and Chris still wants to use Rails 2.
Wherein THIS! IS! EPISODE ONE HUNDREEEEEEEED!
Wherein Communism sucks, but at least we got chicken.
Wherein Chris almost dies and Frank gets ripped.
Wherein Frank is some kind of bigshot writer and Chris can't count.
Wherein people don't need a bachelor's degrees to be hypocrites.
Wherein Chris gets lubed up and Frank lies about the budget
Wherein Chris lies about bumper stickers and Frank breaks the Internet mid-show.
Wherein all your secrets are belong to unknown threat actors.
Wherein Frank gets hammered and Chris is fired up.
Wherein Frank loves sponging people and Chris goes braindead mid-show.
Wherein Chris throws his phone in a lake and Frank doesn't trust apps.
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