Wherein the guys implement a stack to keep track of all the sidebars.
Wherein the guys nerd fight, but agree on spaces over tabs and vim over emacs.
Wherein Chris is undercover law enforcement and Frank is a consummate demotivator.
Wherein Frank was a BOFH and Chris has a great thesaurus.
Wherein Frank will go nuts for doughnuts and Chris looks like Darth Vader.
Wherein Frank buys a lot of toys and Chris dreams of trolling the poors.
Wherein Chris is a perv and Frank grovels for work.
Wherein Chris is not afraid of Big Bootcamp and Frank tells n00bs to git gud.
Wherein Frank goes rogue for ice cream and things get sultry.
Wherein Frank loves Enya and Chris gets DDoS'd off the recording.
Wherein Frank gets a prenup while Chris risks a very unfortunate 'accident.'
Wherein Chris and Frank design scheme after plot to bilk unwitting consumers for millions. Oh wait, that was Amazon.
Wherein Chris goes full-on elitst while Frank tortures some analogy about lassoing people.
Wherein Frank has some great negative energy that Chris (blue-blooded corn-fed 'Murican he is) doesn't want to quash.
Wherein Chris is addicted to gadgets and Frank cops to tax evasion.
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