Where in the TI-83 reigns supreme.
Wherein the guys leave a pair of shoes in the vent for John McClain on Christmas Eve.
Wherein Frank has an aneurysm while Chris takes the low road.
Wherein the guys are legitimate businessmen.
Wherein Chris accidentally invokes Ted Bundy while Frank gets hammered.
Wherein Frank is a shill for hotwired.dev but Chris is more highly decorated than a North Korean general.
Wherein Frank's brother gets rich while Chris turns into an old man.
Wherein Chris plays Pokémon and Frank plays Legos.
Wherein there are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Wherein laziness... uh... finds a way.
Wherein - and this is quite possibly a Refactored first - no one fights during the whole show.
Wherein the guys really whip the llama's ass.
Wherein Chidi's dissertation is too long and Rube Goldberg takes the meeting notes.
Wherein Chris is the assistant (to the) floor sweeper and this is not financial advice.
Wherein Frank lobbies for DigitalOcean executives to be jailed, and that's all that was discussed.
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