Wherein the guys are *not* up on the slang.
Wherein the guys lube up some 30-year-old animatronics.
Wherein Chris gets fired and Frank still harbors a lot of FAANGer.
Wherein Frank is basically a cheap Star Fox knockoff and Chris burns his foot cooking bacon.
Wherein Chris learns to be a developer... aww, isn't he cute?
Wherein Frank pines for VHS and Chris really hates the web.
Wherein Frank finds a new spirit animal and Chris thinks we'll lose the robopocalypse.
Wherein the guys visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Wherein Chris sells out to rep Big Seltzer while Frank drives a Subway train.
Wherein corporate overlords always put consumers first.
Wherein it's Franks birthday and Chris was born with a crew cut.
Wherein humans are so dumb. They are really dumb. Fo real.
Wherein Chris botches the intro and Frank loves Facebook.
Wherein Frank multitasks and Chris has no effs to give.
Wherein Frank decrypts firewalls and Chris is sick of email.
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