Wherein Chris wants to start a dry cleaners, and Frank astroturfed his entire career.
Wherein Chris barges into a holy war while Frank says nice things behind his wife's back.
Wherein Frank C's his A, and Chris slices himself to ribbons.
Wherein the guys want to destroy all humans.
Wherein Frank loves hurting your feelings but Chris is a straight up killer.
Wherein Frank finally learns CSS and he's super proud of himself while Chris is riddled with cognitive biases.
Wherein whitespace is king right up until Chris destroys a small midwest town.
Wherein automated desks murder everyone, and afterward they start resigning in droves.
Wherein Frank - out of options and backed into a corner - is forced to admit that maybe Chris had a good idea.
Wherein Chris still doesn't know the feedback email address, and Frank really hates C#.
Wherein Chris has a nose candy problem, and Frank is still looking for a qualified professional. Endorsed by Bill Nigh.
Wherein Frank doesn't want to work for Gavin Belson, and Chris blames Millennials.
Wherein Frank loves MIT but this episode gets published under the WTFPL.
Wherein Chris has a thing for spandex, and Frank's mouth writes a check his Amazon order history can't cash.
Wherein Frank can't remember the word for liking words, but is super eager to fire everyone.
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